I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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