That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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