My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
He uses pillows to masturbate.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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