i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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