I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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