He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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