what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
She even gives head with a lisp.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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