yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
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She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
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He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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