we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
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That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
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He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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