I accidentally had phone sex last night
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
