Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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