I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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