You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
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Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
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I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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