i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
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if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
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She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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