Yo dont text me then not text me
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
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I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
worst night to have a conscience
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
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well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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