I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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