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(503): View more from Oregon

you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt

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(203): View more from Connecticut

im holly from the hills drunk

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(815): View more from Illinois

I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.

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(239): View more from Florida

Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?

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(813): View more from Florida

i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.

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(302): View more from Delaware

this must be what syphilis tastes like

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(909): View more from California

Every concussion has its silver lining

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head

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(207): View more from Maine

Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?

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I honestly have no idea

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