I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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