We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
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I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
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Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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