I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
operation have a gay friend backfired
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
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Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
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I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
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