i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice