Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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