Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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