Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
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