Can Purell be used as lube?
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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