dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
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So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
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I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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