Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
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just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
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There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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