well most of my day revolves around power hour
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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