come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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