when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
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i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
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Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
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