check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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