he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
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open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
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I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
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