you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
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Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
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Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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