We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
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U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
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Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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