No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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