I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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