i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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