btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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