i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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