Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
She even gives head with a lisp.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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