college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
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I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
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So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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