dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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