it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
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I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
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Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Help. Why am I so naked?
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