Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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