"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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