just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
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