Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
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No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
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The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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