He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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