Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I have post one night stand depression
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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