We won't sleep together?
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
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