so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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