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I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
The struggles of a small town man whore
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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