He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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