I feel like I'm in dance class right now
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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