C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
The ass gains better be worth it
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